Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
he quoted the bible to break up with me
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Randomize
