I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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