id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
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The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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