is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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