one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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