There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
Randomize
