do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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