gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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