Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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