Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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