what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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