It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
