I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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