Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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