Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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