Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I'm both gender and math confused
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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