he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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