I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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