Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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