shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
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Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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