Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
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it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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