How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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