There was a lot of him and a little penis
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
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Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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