Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
After tacos, we're chasing women.
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