I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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