Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
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You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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