Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
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