Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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