this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not