You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
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You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
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i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.