Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
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I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
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I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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