You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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