I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
Randomize
