Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
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Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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