I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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