Yo dont text me then not text me
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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