i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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