as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
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This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
the raccoons are back...
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