ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
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1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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