hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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