i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
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i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
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The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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