If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
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We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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