Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Church boner. Awkwardddd
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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