I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
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Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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