: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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