Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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