It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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