Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
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Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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