I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
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You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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