it was like eating out sand paper
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
