I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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