You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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