I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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