that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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