ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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